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It's A Good Life
Mirror: Oh you look good today!Camera: LOL no.
Bible Verse Wallpaper
If bullshit was music, you would be a brass band.
I Can Relate
I am such a good cook that even the smoke alarm hoots and hollers.
I Hate Everyone
I Cant Even
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies.
Words Of Wisdom
You Just Realized
Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive anyway.
Sarcastic Quotes Funny
Alcohol: Because no great story ever started with someone eating salad.
When I can't reach an itch, somehow it gets much itchier.
What's So Funny
There's always a certain line in a song that will always stuck in your mind because it reminds you of a place, a moment or a person.
When you have your earphones in and they're so loud that when someone talks to you, you just nod like you understood what they said.
Quotes To Live By
Love You More
Love You So Much
Let It Be
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.
Funny Quotes For Teens
Funny Quotes About Life
Who was the first to see a cow and think 'I wonder what will happen if I squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?'
Reality Of Life
I hate it when I wear a pretty dress to school just to impress a guy, and the guy ends up absent.
Best Friends Forever
A good friend knows all your best stories. A best friend has been there to live them with you.
School Quotes Funny
I Hate School
Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, who the hell are you?
If steroids are illegal for athletes, shouldn't Photoshop be illegal for models?
I Love To Laugh
Reading a text 10 times and still not understanding what it means and replying 'lol'.
Make Me Smile
Dance It Out
I sometimes go to my own little world. But that's okay, they know me there.
I'm in shape. Round is a shape isn't it?
Get To Know Me
Getting To Know
When I don't feel like talking, I put on my earphones and hope people get the hint.
Funny True Quotes
Show people a new song you love and no one cares. 3 months later, everyone is singing it because it was on the radio.
Kurt Von Schleicher
All That Matters
Thats The Way
Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.
Dating Advice Quotes
High school: It changes people into the person they said they'd never become.
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.