More ideas from Anne
Me as a Parent Son: Mommy, I can't sleep. There's a monster in my closet. Me: That's silly, there's no mons- OH LAWD, IT'S TEARING MY ARM OFF! Just kidding, he only eats kids, goodnight!

Haha- can somehow relate to this. I don't advise it if you don't want your kid to be afraid of anything and take off cross country by himself at - it all makes sense now (just kidding young parents, it just doesn't make any sense when they grow up).