My favorite winter activity is going back inside and putting my pajamas on. LOL or sipping a warm drink in the lodge while those crazy people risk their lives
We live in our pj's during the winter.
Thank you snow days! I've gotten to stay in my pjs for 4 days! Just what this prego needed!
Yep, with hot chocolate and a blanket
Sorry I'm Pinning all this naughty stuff today, but dang it's making laugh! It's all true!!
I deep clean when I'm mad or frustrated. The house is generally clean on a regular basis, but if you find me pulling the spice rack apart to dust the in-betweens or scrubbing tiny little corners, you may want to reconsider your visit then.
Haha for me its if I start rapidly cleaning the entire house with loud music on and I don't talk to anyone. Then you should reconsider coming😌
Lmao this is totally me! I stress clean! Clean is not normal for us!
So true! When I can't control what's happening in my life, I can control how clean my house is.
Most Funny Quotes : QUOTATION – Image : Quotes Of the day – Life Quote I'm a little smart ass, short and stout. Here is my finger, here is my mouth. When I get all worked up, I will shout… Piss me off and I'll cuss you out!
Smart ass song - you know you sang it!
This is so me! Remix to I'm a little tea pot
the little tea pot i should have had to sing at best buy initiation about customers hahaha
If you want to go running with me, you'd better be prepared to walk a lot. It's true! I want to start learning to run but, like it says, lots of walking to start I'm sure :D
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hilarious // ALWAYS hear either hammertime or collaborate and listen
I prefer to collaborate and listen ;) we should all jump up and say "Hammer Time" and start dancing at our next PLC. Or, in the month of October, STOP, DROP, and ROLL for Fire Safety!
An attention getter for the whole class is to say "Stop" and the students respond "Collaborate and Listen." Got their attention and made me giggle every time!
I totally have this problem a lot - but its usually to collaborate and listen
LOL. This happens to me all the time. I burst out in song every time I hear someone say 'stop'
Whoever creates these things is a comedy genius. This is SO true! These things are laugh out loud funny!
Those e-cards are hilarious! I love when Weddings can be funny!but this is the truth!
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I know Im getting old when my friends start having kids on purpose - ecard meme - Humor me - Random Funnies --- I started feeling old when all my siblings were married, and I am not the youngest.
When I was younger and cared less about my health and more about just being skinny I wanted to lose weight for all the wrong reasons. Now I want to lose weight for my health and to be happier with myself.
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Ok not exactly 7 cookies but after 1 or 2 my guilty conscience sets in
7 cookies, too much pizza, 3 too many scoops of ice cream.
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Amen again - This is every single time I go to Wal-Mart - seriously. They have 50 cash registers and 2 of them are open! That's why i quit going to walmart.
pretty much sums up my trip last night!
and oh, so true! ~~ One reason I don't shop at Walmart!
Exactly why you wont ever hear ANYONE say they ran into Mua at Walmart. Im next door at Target, getting in and OUT
I also hate it when people's statuses are complaining about how many people have "It's snowing!" in their statuses. We all think it's annoying, Captain Obvious.
This is what I think every time it snows and there's a million "it's snowing" statuses on fb!
Thanks for the info. Don't know what I did before Facebook!
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but truth be told, even when my hubby is annoying I still fall more and more in love with him every day :)
Lol, oh how true this can be. No matter what relationship you are, it's going to have it's bad days, but through and through, I love Kelly, and it just is growing each and every day. No matter how many of those ^^ days we have with eachother.
slap unhealthy foods out of my hand. But then I know I would slap them in the face.
Yep-- this is me! I can exercise for hours, but then I want a whole pizza, french fries and all the bad food I can eat. Just can't handle the healthy eating part.
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This satement has some truth to it! Your goals could be reached if you spent 2 days with a PT trainer and the other days with the food police!
Would pay good money for these services! #CleanEating #Motivation
or you need to sneeze right after you applied your mascara and it's still wet! I clean it with a Q-tip! - usually it hits my lid and messes up my whole eye look!
Not usually does it hit my cheek.but it hits my eyelid, and of course my eye shadow has already been done.
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"Lol Kristen says this all the time!" haha this might possibly be true, but we're gonna have to agree to disagree.
Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: If by 'Let's agree to disagree,' you really mean: 'Let's each continue to think the other person is a fucking idiot,' then, yeah, sure.
ugly, disgusting, stupid, paranoid, obsessed reptilian hybrid cyborg robot pieces of shits (VALTERS, ALDIS)-do I really have to repeat that I never liked you, never wanted such a ugly, dumbass freaks, who looks like shits and are full of shits? I even don`t know you, and never wanted to know., thats why I flushed you in the toilet bowl as soon as possible, but you were too obsessed by stalking me (and still are) to even recognize it.
ahhhhh, this exactly how I feel about the lying scumbag who I wasted way too much time on
ugly, disgusting, stupid, paranoid, obsessed reptilian hybrid cyborg robot pieces of shits (VALTERS, ALDIS)-do I really have to repeat that I never liked you, never wanted such a ugly, dumbass freaks, who looks like shits and are full of shits? I even don`t know you, and never wanted to know., thats why I flushed you in the toilet bowl as soon as possible, but you were too obsessed by stalking me (and still are) to even recognize it.