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Rijksmuseum in Amsterdam, Noord-Holland The great thing about Museums is that you can't shout in them, and if you do you'll be thrown out. If your partner is the yelling, shouting, rolling on the floor in rage type, and you want to end the relationship quietly and efficiently, go to a Museum.

In this museum we can see different canvas, such as Ronda de noche painted by Rembrandt or La carta de amor painted by Vermeer.

The College Hotel in Amsterdam, Noord-Holland Ok here's the gag. They charge BMW prices and provide Kia service. You can sit there for hours waiting to be served, or receive something that you didn't order, this is because all of the staff working they are "trainees" so the idea is that in spite of paying through the nose, that you should be patient with them as they are learning on the job.   If your partner is the sympathetic type of person, that falls for this corporate robbery, then take…

The College Hotel in Amsterdam, Noord-Holland Ok here's the gag. They charge BMW prices and provide Kia service. You can sit there for hours waiting to be served, or receive something that you didn't order, this is because all of the staff working they are "trainees" so the idea is that in spite of paying through the nose, that you should be patient with them as they are learning on the job. If your partner is the sympathetic type of person, that falls for this corporate robbery, then take…

Domino's Pizza in Amsterdam, Noord-Holland You can't be bothered to tell your partner that they need to go? Send them a sign of how much you've grown to despise them. Have a kebab pizza delivered to their home. This should be enough for them to realise that your relationship has no future. Or if you're really lucky they'll get hit by the delivery scooter while walking over a zebra crossing.

See 1 photo and 2 tips from 73 visitors to Domino's Pizza. "They are really fast, delivered our order in 15 mins. The medium pizza is really small for.

Cooldown Café in Amsterdam, Noord-Holland Is your partner the jealous type? Well getting rid of them is easy if you take them to the cooldown after midnight any night from Thursday to Saturday. Just stand by the packed bar and within a matter of minutes you'll be tongue kissing a complete stranger. Enjoy!

Cooldown Café in Amsterdam, Noord-Holland Is your partner the jealous type? Well getting rid of them is easy if you take them to the cooldown after midnight any night from Thursday to Saturday. Just stand by the packed bar and within a matter of minutes you'll be tongue kissing a complete stranger. Enjoy!

De Duvel in Amsterdam, Noord-Holland You fancy a good shout? Well this place, on a Thursday and Friday night is packed out. It's full of Dutch girls and they are all SHOUTING at the top of their voices. If you and your soon to be ex start having a shouting row, nobody will notice, because everyone else is screaming at the top of their voices anyway.

De Duvel in Amsterdam, Noord-Holland You fancy a good shout? Well this place, on a Thursday and Friday night is packed out. It's full of Dutch girls and they are all SHOUTING at the top of their voices. If you and your soon to be ex start having a shouting row, nobody will notice, because everyone else is screaming at the top of their voices anyway.

Restaurant Vinkeles (The Dylan) in Amsterdam, Noord-Holland What a great place, incredibly creative and tasty food, wonderful service, the perfect place for a romantic meal. It has a michelin star and is not cheap. If your partner is Dutch, tell them that you will be paying for dinner, it's your treat. Ask them to order whatever they want, in fact, insist on Champagne. When the bill arrives tell them you've forgotten your wallet/purse, this will guarantee that they'll end the relationship.

See 28 photos and 11 tips from 257 visitors to Restaurant Vinkeles.

Il Cavallino in Amsterdam, Noord-Holland Is your partner a rabid non-smoker? If it's a sunny day, take them to Il Cavallino and get a seat on the terrace. It's the sunniest spot in the neighborhood and is full of heavily smoking Dutch people. This should really piss your non-smoking partner off. The food is incredibly average, and the service poor. The combination of those three things will make the perfect backdrop for ending the relationship

See 6 photos and 13 tips from 227 visitors to Il Cavallino. "Very cosy restaurant in neighborhood with super nice service and tasty food"

MOMO in Amsterdam, Noord-Holland End the relationship in style, and while you're doing so, check out the next Mr or Miss keep my feet warm on a cold night. This place is full of good looking people.

MOMO in Amsterdam, Noord-Holland End the relationship in style, and while you're doing so, check out the next Mr or Miss keep my feet warm on a cold night. This place is full of good looking people.

Strand Zuid in Amsterdam, Noord-Holland A place where the service is so slow, that you and your partner can't help but get irritated and end up in a bad mood. The food is terrible, sub standard and barely edible. If you're looking for inspiration on how to bring up the subject of calling the relationship to an end, start by blaming your partner for choosing going to that place, even if it was your idea.

See 202 photos and 23 tips from 2220 visitors to Strand Zuid. "Amsterdam beach with an amazing interior, great exterior for lazy hot summer day.