Becoming a mother makes you realize you can do almost anything... one
"Go out all day looking great and I see no one.... But if I walk out for five minutes looking like shit, suddenly it's like a fucking reunion."
Yep, that would be tonight!
Welcome to 28: Where all your friends have babies, 10:00PM is your bed time, and going out on a weeknight is NOT going to happen!!
Homemade with love. In other words, I licked the spoon and kept using it.
Oh My Freaking Stars!: We all have One!
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Sorry I've been a bad friend lately. I've been busy being an awesome hermit.
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cars should have two horns, funny