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I prefer toilet paper.

I prefer toilet paper ! They are adept at BLOW jobs as these TWATS, work at this shopping mall 👍🌬

old age, this sounds like me. When I go to bed at night I have nothing on but the radio and my teeth are like the stars, they come out at night.Els

Now this is what I call a really pleasant soul! Please dear Lord don't let this ever happen to meeee!

We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads. So I'm not fat, in just really intelligent and my head couldn't hold any more so it started filling up the rest of me! That's my story and I'm sticking to it! *the truth behind why old people gain weight

We all get heavier as we get older, because there’s a lot more information in our heads. So I’m not fat, I’m just really intelligent and my head couldn’t hold any more, so it started filling up the rest of me! That’s my story and I’m sticking to it!

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Has there been any insanity in your family? Yeah, my husband thinks he's the boss!

Sundowner Syndrome!

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