Close doors so that you can step into your future. Let go.

Top 45 life quotes

Close doors that no longer lead somewhere. They no longer lead anywhere but to pure emptiness. I agree with the original pinner - some doors lead to heartache and pain.

Not me, but someone! Ha!

Free and Funny Encouragement Ecard: I want you to know that someone out there cares.

Dear life, When I asked if my day could get worse, it was a rhetorical question not a challenge #someecards

Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas

Same reason I've stopped asking, "Can this get any worse?" Well, yes, as a matter of fact it can & usually does get worse.

Community: 17 Someecards That Are Too Sassy For Their Own Good

And toothpaste, and deodorant, and all the other no-shit-Sherlock items.too funny!

HAHAAHAHHAHAA oh I can't wait for the opportunity to use this one LMFAO!!!

Free and Funny News Ecard: Daaamn girl. Are you a fire detector? 'Cause you are really fucking loud and annoying.

Arguments with housemates have literally condemned me to my room for the foreseeable future through fear of running into them and having to repeat the same argument another 50 billion times.

we've all done this! LOL

Free, Confession Ecard: "I just watched my dog chase its tail for 5 minutes and I thought: Dogs are easily entertained".Then I realized, "I was just watching my dog chase its tail for 5 minutes.

bedtime someecard, funny pictures..,,I wonder if this excuse would work for me and calling in for school?

How I felt this morning. Wish I could've stayed to take care of my poor bed :(

My thoughts exactly

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: .and yet despite the look on my face, you're still talking. Create and send your own custom Confession ecard.

And that ladies and gents summarizes the twit of a colleague i have to deal with everyday....

And that ladies and gents summarizes the twit of a colleague i have to deal with everyday.

God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. Then He made the earth round.and laughed and laughed and laughed. Hahahahaha Who says God doesn't have a sense of humor?

Off the chart, not in the good way

Ervell Ervell Aaltio Milway this literally just happened. I give zero shits about wonky emails.