Funny cross stitch patterns

R2D2 Heart is a pattern, not the completed work. This pattern is a super quick stitch and can be done in just a few hours. On 14-count aida the design measures 5.07 X 5.00 inches / 12.88w X 12.70h cm (71w X 70h Stitches). Sizes will change with count size. Design used 6 DMC thread colors. This pattern is in PDF format and consists of a floss list, and a color symbol chart. If you have any questions about this pattern, please ask me. I will contact you with any further instructions when order…

Rocky Horror Picture Show I see you shiver with antici... Homage to the sweetest transvestite <3 KITS available on website! https://www.thewitchystitcher.com/product-page/kit-i-see-you-shiver-with-antici Finished stitch area on 14 aida is 4.29 inches wide by 4.5 inches high. ★This listing is for the pattern only. No physical item will be sent. It is an instant download PDF. ★The stitched image is 58w x 61h. This pattern uses full stitches and backstitching around 'Antici' and for the Xs. ★If…

Try to not murder anyone today cross stitch pattern - - - - - - - - - - - - • DMC colors: 6 • Size: 86w × 74h stitches • Aida 14 count, 15.60w × 13.43h cm / 6.1w × 5.3h in • Aida 11 count, 19.86w × 17.09h cm / 7.8w × 6.7h in • Aida 16 count, 13.65w × 11.75h cm / 5.4w × 4.6h in • Aida 18 count, 12.14w × 10.44h cm / 4.8w × 4.1h in - - - - - - - - - - - - Instant download PDF of xstitch pattern: - only full cross stitches; - main picture for your reference; - full color chart with symbols…

This cute little Trex, is the 1st dinosaur in line of 5 cross stitch patterns that I designed as boy room decor. It is a great beginners pattern and only uses 6 DMC colors #dinosaur #crossstitchpattern #boyroomdecor #trex

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Welcome to our shop, where we hope to leave you in stitches. Enjoy a more modern take on a classic pastime with our funny cross stitch kit "I like my puns intended.". Only full stitches are required to make this project, which also makes it a perfect beginner cross stitch pattern. A great gift for mom, grandma, or auntie this Mother's day. Once completed, listing will fit in a 5 inch hoop on 14 count, white Aida fabric. Instant pdf and word download includes: Image for reference Pattern…

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This funny tea rex cross stitch pdf pattern is one of the first patterns I designed for my line that focuses on tea puns.

That's Irrelephant Cross Stitch Pattern

Love sarcasm and want to make it pretty and hang it on the wall? These 20 snarky cross stitch patterns will make you laugh and keep your guests guessing!

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Upon purchase, you will download this 3-page .pdf file. It includes a color preview, a grid with symbols, and a key. The key will let you know which DMC thread colors to buy NASTY WOMAN. Nasty women vote. Nasty women get shit done. Nasty women rule the world. Show the world that you're with her. Or just hide inside your home sitting this until November 8th, at which point you'll obviously be voting. Show your feminism with pride by making this adorable subversive stitch. Needlework is not…

Eff the patriarchy. This feminist cross stitch pattern will be the perfect project to adorn home... for all seasons! This item is not a finished project or a kit. It is a digital pdf pattern and is available for instant download upon purchase. If you have any questions about the pattern or the download process, please send me a message. Pattern PDF includes: - A full color chart - A symbol chart - list of DMC thread colors A stitched view image (PNG) is also included for reference Finished…

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