Arm yourself with some killer keys with these pistol shaped key covers. Featuring both the traditional handgun and magnum styles, this two pack of deadly rubber key covers make an excellent gift idea to pass out at the local NRA meetings.
A pair of "Guildsman's Shears" made by L. Shears like this are/were presented to members of the Militant Guild of Rural Tailors (MGRT) upon their acceptance into the secret society. Officially the most bad ass scissors ever.
As a geek, I approve. As a corporate type, I like how this shows the benefits of disrupting expectations. Also, I'm batman. (I'm not batman.) You could also do Robin is red Nightwing is blue Rhyming is hard Being Batman is too
"from the JLA tower of babel storyline. don't nerf batman- he's the pinnacle of human potential." Batman has the ability to kill any and all of the other JL members If they go off the rail. Now that's impressive. Bad episode that got the better of him.