"Running hills breaks up your rhythm and forces your muscles to adapt to different stresses. The result? You become a stronger runner." Good thing the town is built on a giant hill, and no matter what your route you are gonna run up a hill!
This is such an amazing idea. I've already thought of two things it might be useful for: a) No headphone cords when running. b) No headphone cords if you fall asleep (just in case they get wrapped around your neck)