My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can't sleep.
Lazy Rule: Can't reach it, don't need it.
I could be a morning person.. if morning was sometime around noon.
I'm not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.
Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
I'm not lazy, I'm waiting for inspiration to hit me... should be here any time now.
I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run.
Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I'm still going to keep looking.
I'm not lazy, I'm on power saving mode.
I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up?
You know you are lazy when you get excited about cancelling your plans.
I'm not lazy, I'm just very relaxed.
I am too lazy to be lazy.