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The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for an answered prayer.   Mary stood and walked to the podium.   She said, "I have some praise. Two months ago, my husband, Frank, had a terrible bicycle accident and his scrotum was completely crushed."   "The pain was... Funniest Short Jokes, Clean Funny Jokes, Long Jokes, Funny Jokes To Tell, Funny Jokes For Adults, Silly Jokes, Bad Jokes, Funny Puns, Funny Texts
The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for an answered prayer. Mary stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have some praise. Two months ago, my husband, Frank, had a terrible bicycle accident and his scrotum was completely crushed." "The pain was...
He gets to be so regular, showing up at the same time every day, that the bartender knows to make the drink and has it waiting for the doc when he arrives. One day the bartender goes to make it and realizes he doesn't have any almonds. He does, however, have some hickory nuts. So he mashes... #Gag 10 Year Old, 10 Years, Mission Impossible Theme, Graduation Quotes Funny, Madonna Looks, Wet Floor Signs, The Doc
He gets to be so regular, showing up at the same time every day, that the bartender knows to make the drink and has it waiting for the doc when he arrives. One day the bartender goes to make it and realizes he doesn't have any almonds. He does, however, have some hickory nuts. So he mashes... #Gag
A teacher asks her class a math question and one of her students gives her the wrong answer. The reason for his answer is priceless... - funny short story Short Funny Stories, Funny Stories For Kids, Jokes For Kids, Cool Quotes Short Funny
A teacher asks her class a math question and one of her students gives her the wrong answer. The reason for his answer is priceless... - funny short story
Funny Joke: A 5-year old boy went to visit his grandmother one day.   While playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting furniture, he looked Funny Family Jokes, Couples Jokes, Wife Jokes, Family Humor
Funny Joke: A 5-year old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. While playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting furniture, he looked
A woman goes to the Vet with her pig that appears to be sleeping. The woman waits as the vet inspects the pig. The Vet comes out and tells her.. -funny joke Funny Animal Jokes, Funny Humor
A woman goes to the Vet with her pig that appears to be sleeping. The woman waits as the vet inspects the pig. The Vet comes out and tells her.. -funny joke