And at that moment i realized, i didn't want to do a b and e, I just wanted to kick down a door
You don't even know!! - Dane Cook
Bust a gut at his Vicious Circle...even though the language is a little salty....ok....it's ALOT salty...but he's so stinkin' funny!
Some of Dane Cook's funniest quotes.
OMG I just spit coke all over my monitor LOL, sounds like my sister!!!
Dane Cook - Sneezing Atheist lol i will always love Dane Cook! he is HILARIOUS!
The Best Of Dane Cook [According To Me] :D - Dane Cook jokes - http://lovestandup.com/dane-cook/the-best-of-dane-cook-according-to-me-d-dane-cook-jokes/
Dane Cook Jokes About Colorado Shooting Massacre During Standup Set (VIDEO) - http://lovestandup.com/dane-cook/dane-cook-jokes-about-colorado-shooting-massacre-during-standup-set-video/
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Do not sneeze on Dane Cook