I wasn’t that drunk last night! Dude, you congratulated a potato for getting a part in Toy Story!
Loki ~ Thor: The Dark World ~ Texts from last night
FredDude you were so drunk last night! | The hell? What did I do? | You ran out of my closet and screamed 'I'm back from Narnia!' | Then you saw some girl in a white dress and asked her 'How did you escape from Narnia you evil witch?' | Damn dude who was she? | My sister!
Crazy Text Messages - ppstrongFriendYou were so drunk last night, it was hilariousWhat exactly was I doing last night?/strong/p pOhhh./p pJust throwing goldfish onto my blue carpet and screaming SWIM BITCHESoh./p/p
RyanDude you were so drunk last night! | What!? Was not! | U picked up my little sister and shook her saying 'dora! How did you get out of t...
My wife had a little too much to drink last night and was drunk. When I guided her into the car she shove me away saying: "I'm married". She could barely walk but as loyal as ever I love her SO much.
Drunk DUDEYou were so drunk last night! | No I was NOT! | DUDE! YOU RAN AROUND MY HOUSE CUTTING MY PINEAPPLES OPEN SAYING 'SPONGEBOB I KNOW YOUR IN THERE!' | sure..... | and THEN.. You took my cat, put it in your pillow and said 'ITS A PILLOW, ITS A PET.. ITS A PILLOW PET! :)' and the your girlfriend hit you with a frying pan | HOLY SHIT!