Lol. My English Major would love this....JP!
Unexpectedly Bart (King!): "Going off the rails on a crazy Twain..."
Metaphors Be With You. I could use this for a scholar's bowl shirt idea.
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English teachers understand completely. https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/53/a1/51/53a1517d1dda4ec4d6498a275d649476.jpg
And God forbid you use Comic Sans...
You'd have to be an English teacher to really appreciate this. We're weird like that...
Mississippi Library Commission Reference Blog: Where Is Thumbkin?
More English teacher humor. The difference punctuation makes.