Funny drunk texts hahahahahah!!!!! :D

I would do that if I had the chance. Y'all better watch ur backs or I might jump out of ur closets

Ownage - ZachDude how drunk was i last night?Well you climbed a tree yelling 'OH MY GOD! look how big this piece of broccoli is!'  Oh shit

Ownage & ZachDude how drunk was i last night?Well you climbed a tree yelling & MY GOD! look how big this piece of broccoli is!& Oh shit

The 25 Best Drunk Text Ever - https://www.facebook.com/diplyofficial

What Would Receiving a Text Message from Your Dog Be Like? It Would Go Something Like This...

Skyler :3Dude, you were so drunk last night! | How drunk? | First, you took one of my mum's pineapples and started ripping it apart with a knife yelling: I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE SPONGEBOB!!! | Then, you found a sponge and yelled: WHAT'S THE KRABBY PATTY SECRET FORMULA!!! Thus, ripping it apart... | Finally, you took our neighbour's pony, named it Pinkie Pie, and rode it around town singing the My Little Pony theme song... | Well shit...

Then he went to burger shot and yelled at the clerk, "whats your nam!" The clerk said, "Squidward haha" I said, " Give me the krabby pattie formula!

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