Unless you have a smile with a lot of gums showing, then just grin.

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We like about three horizontal life pauses per day, thanks.

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a día, taking naps sounds so childish I prefer to call them horizontal life pauses. I love to take about three horizontal life pauses per day,

34 Funny Quotes And Sayings

Funny Quotes And Sayings

I panic inside my head as I walk with a smile on my face, as soon, it will feel too uncomfortable to bear.

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15 Motivational Quotes To Inspire You To Live Your Best Life

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100 Inspirational Quotes That Summarize The Wisdom About Life                                                                                                                                                     More

100 Inspirational Quotes That Summarize The Wisdom About Life

When something goes wrong in your life, just yell "Plot twist!" and move on. I'm gonna have to yell plot twist a few times a day then

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but I choose to be Led [QUOTE, Spiritual Humor: 'The fact that there's a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers.

34 Funny Quotes You Will Absolutely Love

34 Funny Quotes You Will Absolutely Love

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Truth - There Is No Angry Way To Say Bubbles. #quotes #words

There is no angry way to say "bubbles"

There is no angry way to say “bubbles.” except when your rabbit Bubbles bites you. Then you can say Bubbles in a very angry way.

37 Of The Funniest Quotes You Will See All Day

37 Of The Funniest Quotes You Will See All Day

Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn’t make a decision.

I don't know about the vodka or the sleep but coffee sounds nice                                                                                                                                                     More

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Laughed so hard I cried!!! GREAT idea tho....free pint of Ben n Jerrys or Hagendaz would rock!! :)

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They should put prizes in your Tampax box. Your period sucks, but here's a off ice-cream you cranky bitch.

The fact that I miss said person probably kind of makes me the idiot.... Bleh... Emotions suck. I miss my friend.

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I miss you like an idiot misses the point. ~ I need someone in my life to go away so I can use this line!

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