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drunk bathroom friends are best friends
a día, taking naps sounds so childish I prefer to call them horizontal life pauses. I love to take about three horizontal life pauses per day,
I panic inside my head as I walk with a smile on my face, as soon, it will feel too uncomfortable to bear.
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When something goes wrong in your life, just yell "Plot twist!" and move on. I'm gonna have to yell plot twist a few times a day then
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but I choose to be Led [QUOTE, Spiritual Humor: 'The fact that there's a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers.
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There is no angry way to say “bubbles.” except when your rabbit Bubbles bites you. Then you can say Bubbles in a very angry way.
Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn’t make a decision.
Can't decide if I need a hug, an XL coffee, 6 shots of vodka or 2 weeks of sleep. Yeah but get rid of the coffee
They should put prizes in your Tampax box. Your period sucks, but here's a off ice-cream you cranky bitch.
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I miss you like an idiot misses the point. ~ I need someone in my life to go away so I can use this line!