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Truth hurts but in the case of the funny nurse quotes listed here, it reminds nurses that their entire career can be as exciting as Forrest Gump’s box of chocolates.

because my car definitely is! Funny Nursing Quotes: http://www.nursebuff.com/2013/07/funny-nurses-quotes/

You know you're a nurse when.all of your clocks are set to military time. Truth: My car, my cell phone, computers.

Seriously though! "Are you going to leave me alone? I haven't slept at all since I've been here"

Haha funny nurse quote Seriously had to tell someone this before to tell them to shape up!

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Free and Funny Apology Ecard: I'm sorry to be the one to have to tell you this. You have one of the most severe cases of terminal stupidity I have ever diagnosed. There is no cure.

I don't agree with the end part of this statement, because "my world", meaning "the most important thing to me", is my Lord, my God! He is my world. Otherwise, this saying is perfect!

As a kid I never wanted to be a nurse, then I got my first nursing job at 15 years later her I am still in nursing.

Funny Nursing Quotes: http://www.nursebuff.com/2013/07/funny-nurses-quotes/

Truth hurts but in the case of the funny nurse quotes listed here, it reminds nurses that their entire career can be as exciting as Forrest Gump’s box of chocolates.

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Rottenecards - Nurses: Saving lives, educating the ignorant and being nice to the idiots.

Funny Nursing Quotes: http://www.nursebuff.com/2013/07/funny-nurses-quotes/

Truth hurts but in the case of the funny nurse quotes listed here, it reminds nurses that their entire career can be as exciting as Forrest Gump’s box of chocolates.

Getting paid whether patients like you or not.

Getting paid whether patients like you or not.

I know I'm not the only one who does this!

Nursing eCard: Nursing: A profession where you must also wash your hands BEFORE using the restroom.

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