Dear Parents: If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at school, I'll promise not to believe everything he says happens at home.   For more funny teacher quotes: http://www.uniqueteachingresources.com/Funny-Teacher-Quotes.html

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A teacher: Dear Parents: If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at school, I'll promise not to believe everything he says happens at home.

If teachers had IEPs, on the job drinking would be part of our accommodations and required by law.

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The saddest, truest words ever spoken

The saddest, truest words ever spoken. Oh, and the teacher can expect an investigation and disciplinary meeting within the week, too!

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Thank God "thought bubbles" are invisibles" at staff meeting, parent-teacher conferences, in-services.

Oh my goodness!! This is so me this year!!

Oh my goodness!! This is so me this year!!

Here's to having a great coteacher by your side as you loose your shit. Because going crazy alone is just not as much fun.

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Teachers get summers off for the same reason you can't wait for school to start again…if we spend one more day with your kid there's a chance we may strangle them.

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Please I would like to hear this

Every teacher should be allotted a day of profanity. Just one day to tell those little bastards what you really think of them would relieve a lot.

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