College is like looking both ways before you cross the street and then getting hit by an airplane.
The most useful thing I've learned in college so far is how to quiet my breathing so no one realizes how much I struggle walking up a flight of stairs
Whispers on College
To the window! To the wall! To my comfy bed I crawl, down this big long & sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!
Quotes that I love
College is soup and I'm a fork
This is meant to be funny, but I actually think laminating notes (or at least putting them in clear sheet protectors/covers) is a good idea!
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Laugh it off!
I skipped class to write a paper for another class. This is college.
Super Party Goers Someones gonna die.
This is basically college. Sad but true.
And I wish it didn't matter now...I always have a 4.0 but I literally have to go insane to get it...and I fall into that crazy pit every semester.