LMAO I don't know why this made me laugh so hard
Hahahaha gotta love these kinds of friends!
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Because people suck and don't do their job and nobody does anything about it!
Funny Text About Real Girlfriend vs. Imagination GF
All those guys that say that huge purses are ridiculous..... Wait until your girl sneaks an entire convenience store worth of snacks into the movies.
Lol it's funny... it says 'used to treat' ha! 'Used to' a lot of guys STILL treat Axe like that.
British guy trying to ask me out: "when are you free?" Me: "I'm American. I'm always free." #foreveralone
Loʟ; ɞuţ I ţһouɢһţ ţһє ҡєʟνıň sċѧʟє ɰѧs usєԀ ţo mєѧsuяє ţһıňɢs ѧɞňoяmѧʟʟʏ ʟoɰ ţһєяєғoяє ıţ ɰouʟԀ ɞє ѧ ċoʟԀ ѧʟɞum ňoţ ѧ һoţ oňє. Tһє moяє ʏou ҡňoɰ ɞяo (☆^ー^☆)