Removing your make-up or as I like to say, resetting your face to factory settings.

Removing your make-up or as I like to say, resetting your face to factory settings.

Seriously, my fatigue is so profound that washing it wears me out -- the idea of having to hold up a hairdryer afterwards almost makes me weep.

Seriously, my fatigue is so profound that washing it wears me out -- the idea of having to hold up a hairdryer afterwards almost makes me weep.

¿Y? Que a nadie le afecte que la que lo lleva soy yo.

¿Y? Que a nadie le afecte que la que lo lleva soy yo.

dude tries to buy make-up for gf... So worth the read!

dude tries to buy make-up for gf... So worth the read!

The calculus of life for most folks who can at least live up to their billionth heartbeat. #math #humor #calculus

The calculus of life for most folks who can at least live up to their billionth heartbeat. #math #humor #calculus

Band Jokes, i don't even play a sax, but this makes me giggle. :)

Band Jokes, i don't even play a sax, but this makes me giggle. :)

People are like kids playing with make up now when they don't fucking realize there's an older person doing that shit

People are like kids playing with make up now when they don't fucking realize there's an older person doing that shit

Be the Bee Joke Q: What type of bee can't make up its mind?  A: A may bee (maybe)

Be the Bee Joke Q: What type of bee can't make up its mind? A: A may bee (maybe)

I'm socially awkward

I'm socially awkward

Humor Cool Souvenir.  Make up little labels with "jw.org" and stick on back cover.

Humor Cool Souvenir. Make up little labels with "jw.org" and stick on back cover.

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