Beer conditions hair. Pam dries nail polish. Cool Whip conditions hair. Mayo kills lice and conditions. Elmer's glue dried on face peels off black heads when dry. Lipton tea for shiny hair. Jar of instant Nestea in bath for sunburn. Toothpaste to help a burn. Sugar on a burnt tongue. Meat tenderizer for bee stings. Preparation H for chigger bites and for puffy eyes. Crazy glue for paper cuts... or chap stick for small cuts.