I wonder if I could wear this on Mondays!

Funny teacher shirts humoring Women's Plus Size Scoop Neck T-Shirt

I haven't been a fan of all the other ones people have posted, maybe because they didn't relate to me.  This is my future.
29 Clever Organization Hacks For Elementary School Teachers
Mes produits | Spreadshirt
*LOVE* this for the beginning of the year! (OK, I really just love this whole stinkin' site...)
Welcome back pack sent to kids before school! SO CUTE!   Mrs. Miner's Kindergarten Monkey Business: Welcome Back Letters
I'm A Teacher...What's Your Super Power? White T-Shirt - 2 purchased

Super Teacher Junior Jersey T-shirt (dark)

'Was je handen...'
Teacher Bling:Keep Calm and Teach On from Engaging Lessons on TeachersNotebook.com - Keep Calm and Teach On Rhinestoned T-Shirt
When students are absent, place one of these "We Missed You" pages at their desk. Each time you hand out a new assignments, attach it to the sheet with directions. At the end of the day, you have a form, and all of the work for when your student returns.