I'm not saying you're a slut, but you've put more balls in your mouth than the Hungry Hungry Hippos.
I love your outfit, did it come with a pole? I CANNOT WAIT TO SAY THIS TO PEOPLE! we could also say street corner.
You are like the first piece of bread in a loaf. Everyone touches you but, nobody really wants you.
Black Friday is two days away. Today is Apocalypse Wednesday at the grocery store.
cracked me up...just had to re-pin...u all know i don't dress that way...but to each their own :)
My boyfriend said he is beginning to feel violated by your skank stares and proximity stench. Please go be desperate elsewhere.
Trash bag. Desperate, pathetic, obsessed with someone else's ex as well as your own. Winner.
Seriously! Going after a fat ugly bitch going through her midlife crisis is a real downgrade... Especially when he says she's not as 'good' as I ever was. Hahaha!
Yes, yes indeed.
People break up all the time, mainly for the wrong reasons. They let the smallest things tear apart something so beautiful. by deeplifequotes, via Flickr