Flying Spaghetti Monster! Oh my gosh! Pastafarians argue that an intangible. . . well, Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe, with gravity (people being taller since the FSM can touch less wth his noodle appendages due to population rise) and that their claims have just as much scientific backing as the other religions. The colander is their religious headgear. See 'The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster' for more.