"Found one of those people you hear about in a math problem"
this is definitely how every math problem ever ends.
Only in math problems can you buy 60 cantaloupes and no one asks what the heck is wrong with you.
I couldn't even finish reading this in my head. I started laughing so hard
This is EXACTLY what happens to me every time. I...I just can't.
When my name is in a math problem. Class: stares at me. Me: that's right bitches. I bought 60 watermelons.
I'm right 98% of the time. The other 3% is when I have to solve math problems.
Math. Not for all of us… So very very true.