It's not Monday

"So how was your day? "I made it through the day without beating anyone with a chair. I'd say my people skills are improving" Jess said smiling. They just laughed at all the people staring at them.


Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they truly are. -Whitney Cummings-- haha so true

Funny - "When I think about you, I touch myself." Meaning I rub my temples, because you give me a fucking migraine.

If only i could remember it all:

Funny pictures about Epic one liners. Oh, and cool pics about Epic one liners. Also, Epic one liners.


When a two year old hands you a toy phone - Funny quote says: No matter how big and bad you are, when a two year old hands you a toy phone, you answer it.

Natuurlijk praat ik tegen mezelf. Soms heb ik advies van een expert nodig. |

Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I have expert advice needed.

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RUMAG, Hou je bek en sterf! Goedemorgen, sociaal

We call it "good morning" because "shut up and die" is socially not really acceptable. Rumag is zo lekker grof ;

Translation: IT Will be Allright my darling! A coined phrase in Holland.

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Being Unique Don\'t judge me. I was born to be awesome. Not perfect.: Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome. Not perfect.