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I AM THIS PERSON. Plus, if I don't I forget what I'm going to say. Then, I'm convinced that what I was going to say was really important when all it really was something like "I ate a coconut once."

My life! I don't mean to interrupt people. I just randomly remember things and get really excited!


Oh my word everyone of these are true about me! Especially the one of me with my crush! Gosh that's true! I am more like super hipper and scare my crush away forever I try so hard to be calm but I cant! such a hard life.

so true lol

I wish I could sleep…

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I just died laughing at this

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Momster : What happens to mom after she counts to 3 . Good thing i've never had to count past 2 :-)

Lol this is funny but so true at least the part that I'm not drinking as much because of the calories I don't want to out into my body. It's my choice because I've changed my lifestyle. But I'm not cranky I'm extremely happy with my results

Warning: I'm exercising, eating right,and watching my alcohol intake. Which means I'm sober, I'm cranky, and I'm sore. So proceed with caution.


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What's grey and bad for your teeth? A concrete tile. Now shut up.


How about being a bit crazier than usual today? I hope you give yourself permission to be crazy so those around you can feel comfortable being crazy too! I WISH YOU AN AMAZINGLY CRAZY DAY!

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Steve, creeper & a pig . Make a candy apple by cooking, decorating food, decorating, and printing with cardboard box and wrapping paper. Inspired by costumes & cosplay. Creation posted by Nancy.

Sometimes when people make fun of you, it seems like they have as hard a time understanding dyslexia as you do understanding words. | 24 Things Only Dyslexic People Will Understand

So, two dyslexic men walk into a bank. 2 dyslexics run into an bank and shout: Air in the hands Mother Stickers! This is a Fuck up! So two dyslexic men walk into a bank 2 dyslexics run an and shout: Air in the hands Mother Stickers! This is Fuck up!