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Memes sabor a chamaco pendejo

Soy la autora de "Memes sabor a eo" pero perdí la cuenta por babosa 😔 #1 the Beatles 05/11/20 #1 Bowie 05/11/20 #1 Eo 22/11/29 #1 McLennon 22/11/20

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Memes sabor a chamaco pendejo - cuantos hoteles ensucio

Soy la autora de "Memes sabor a eo" pero perdí la cuenta por babosa 😔 #1 the Beatles 05/11/20 #1 Bowie 05/11/20 #1 Eo 22/11/29 #1 McLennon 22/11/20 #1 rock 27/5/21 #rock 5/7/21

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Memes sabor a chamaco pendejo - ahora como les explico q siempre no me quiero ir 🥲jjsjaa alv

Soy la autora de "Memes sabor a eo" pero perdí la cuenta por babosa 😔 #1 the Beatles 05/11/20 #1 Bowie 05/11/20 #1 Eo 22/11/29 #1 McLennon 22/11/20 #1 rock 27/5/21

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Memes sabor a chamaco pendejo

Soy la autora de "Memes sabor a eo" pero perdí la cuenta por babosa 😔 #1 the Beatles 05/11/20 #1 Bowie 05/11/20 #1 Eo 22/11/29 #1 McLennon 22/11/20

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Band Jokes

Band geeks are commonly the butt of many a joke, which is why we decide at one point or another to join the fun and make fun of ourselves. Here is a compilation of a few of the better ones [F.Y.I. These are clean jokes.] Q: Why is a dead snake in the road more tragic than a dead trombonist in the road? A: There are skid marks in front of the snake. Q: What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians? A: A drummer. Q: How do you get a guitar player to play softer? A: Give him some sheet music. Q: How can you tell if a plane is full of flute players? A: When the engines stop, the whining continues. Q: How many trumpets does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one; he holds it and the world revolves around him. Q: A conductor and a violist are standing in the middle of the road. which one do you run over first, and why? A: The conductor. Business before pleasure. Q: How do you get two piccolo players to play in unison? A: Shoot one. Q: Why don't baritone players play hide and seek? A: No one will look for them. Q: What's the purpose of the bell on a bass clarinet? A: Storing the ashes from the rest of the instrument. Q: What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm? A: A tattoo. Q: How do you get a drummer to play an accelerando? A: Ask him to play in 4/4 at a steady 120 bpm. Q: What is the main reason for air pollution? A: So much of it has passed through sousaphones. Q: What's the difference between a clarinet and an onion? A: No one cries when you chop a clarinet into little pieces. Q: What would a musician do if he won a million dollars? A: Continue to play gigs until the money ran out. Q: What do a saxophone and a baseball bat have in common? A: People cheer when you hit them with a bat. Q: What's the difference between trumpet players and government bonds? A: Government bonds eventually mature and earn money. If you've ever been a member of the band, you probably know someone like "Dan." Q: What is the definition of perfect pitch in a piccolo? A: When you throw it in the toilet and it doesn't hit the rim. Q: Why can't a gorilla play trumpet? A: He's too sensitive. Q: How many trumpet players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Zero. They just complain about the darkness until a trombone player does it for them. Q: Why is the French horn a divine instrument? A: Because a man blows in it, but only God knows what comes out of it. Ah, those blissfully ignorant of what color guard is... Of course, there are always the ever-popular "You know you're a band geek when..." jokes. Finally, bringing up the rear, we have the term "band geeks," as defined by Uncyclopedia.

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27 Cringey Yet Wonderful Jokes Only Classical Music Nerds Will Understand

This list doesn't include an "I'll be Bach" joke.

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