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Need some funny quotes and sayings about life that just hits the nail on the head? Check these 21 funny af examples!

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Looking for clean jokes, appropriate for just about any setting or audience? Here's a collection of more than 100 jokes to chose from.

So it's exam day, you've forgotten to study, and you're staring blankly at the paper in front of you wondering how on earth you're going to pass. What are you going to do? Well, you're probably going to fail, that's what. But hey, that doesn't mean you can't fail in style!

The lizard looks up and says “Hey, what are you doing?” The monkey says “Smoking a joint. Come up and join me.” So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they have another joint. After a while, the lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’, and that he’s going to get a drink from the...

Spring is a season of growth and renewal. The flowers blossom, and temperatures get warmer. Read spring puns for a laugh this season.

Looking for a roundup of hilarious sarcasm quotes? Here they are. You're soooo welcome.

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