Getting old

... complaining about their biggest regrets on getting old. The first old man said, “I’d give anything to take a good piss like I did when I was young. Every morning I get up it takes me 5 minutes to take a piss, and then it’s only a small dribble.” The second old man said, “I’d give...

Aging is not that bad ... and sometimes, according to these funny birthday memes, it's kind of hilarious. These funny quotes about getting older will help you see the bright side of the aging process - especially on your birthday.

“How beautiful is youth that hourly runs away. Enjoy today, if ye want Naught ye know about tomorrow.” Lorenzo de’ Medici (from Triumph of Bacchus) Not everyone wants to grow old and wi…

The stud rooster at a poultry farm is getting old, so the farmer buys a new one. Once he’s arrived, the new rooster walks up to the old one and says, “Listen here, Gramps! This whole farm is mine now!” The old rooster says, “C’mon buddy? At least let me stick around with the old hens? We’ll...

There are a lot of things about getting older that hit you right between the eyes. Like a hammer. Fifty is the turning point. People can say what they want about forty, but it's pretty much an awesome decade. In retrospect, anyway. Why don't older people, those who have been through it all, tell us this? Why aren't we prepared for all the things that begin to happen to our bodies once we hit the big 5-0? Who is to blame for keeping this information a secret? Who are they, who are keeping us…

Five things I find really irritating about getting old. 1. There was a reason why I jumped up and went to the kitchen. But what was it? Sometimes I get lucky and quickly remember what it was that sent me to the kitchen. Other times, it takes going back to whatever it was I had been doing in the first place. (Probably lucky, I still remembered what I had been doing) And suddenly, it hits me why I was going to the kitchen. So I hurry to the kitchen, hoping I won’t forget again what I wanted in…

Funny Quotes About Getting Old This post may contain affiliate links. By buying through the links I may receive a commission for the sale. This has no effect on the price. When we're young, old age always seems so far in the future. And then you wake up one morning and look in the mirror and wonder what the hell happened. Who is that person looking at me? And then it hits you. I am officially old. Sure it starts gradually. Slow and easy so as not to frighten you. But sooner or later you ha

The best quotes about getting older can help put us all in a much better mood when the side effects of aging have you feeling a little down.

Aging is a part of life and it can be challenging for the aging narcissist to adjust with old age. Let’s take a look at the fate of an elderly narcissus.

The stud rooster at a poultry farm is getting old, so the farmer buys a new oneOnce he's arrived, the new rooster walks up to the old one and says, “Listen here, Gramps! This whole farm is m.. #funny, #joke, #humor