Old age humor

This elderly lady went to the doctor for a checkup. Everything checked out fine. The […]

Getting older is a fact of life. It doesn't need to ruin your outlook. Take a humorous approach with funny quotes about aging.

An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when one […]

There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, “If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I’ll quit!” Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would...

My name is Mary, and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist.I noticed his diploma on the wall, which bore his full name.Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 30-odd years ago.

Three old ladies were sitting at the dinner table discussing their problems with getting old. The first one said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, while standing in front of the refrigerator, and I can't remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich."

A balding, white haired man walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $15,000 ring. The man said, 'No...

An old lady is turning 100. She is in great health for her age and […]

A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick a few things when he noticed an old lady following him aroundThinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued onFinally, he w.. #funny, #joke, #humor