Short funny stories

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Funny Joke: So I was sitting on the bus just reading a book when somebody tapped me on the shoulder.   I turned around and saw an old lady. She said to me, Humour, Funny Quotes, Lady, Art, Reading, Funny Jokes, Jokes For Kids, Funny English Jokes, Joke Of The Day

So I was sitting on the bus just reading a book when somebody tapped me on the shoulder. I turned around and saw an old lady. She said to me, “Sonny, would you like some nuts? I’ve got a couple hazelnuts and almonds if you’d like.” “Sure.”, I replied. She gave me a handful of nuts and went...

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Pechdara
Funny Joke: A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her.   One of the bags was ripped and every once in a Humour, Lady, Clean Funny Jokes, Clean Jokes, Funny Mom Jokes, Garbage Bags, Clean Humor, Funny Work Jokes, Dirty Jokes

One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, “Ma’am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag.” “Oh, really? Darn it!” said the little old lady. “I’d better go back and see if I can find them...

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Ila Christensen
A woman cranky because her husband was late coming home again decided to leave a note saying “I’ve had enough and have left you Don’t bother coming after me” Then she hide under the bed to see his reaction After a short while the husband comes home and she could hear him in the kitchen Humour, Comedy, Albert Einstein, Wife Humor, Wife Jokes, Husband Humor, Husband Jokes, Girlfriend Jokes, Relationship Jokes

A woman cranky because her husband was late coming home again decided to leave a note saying “I’ve had enough and have left you Don’t bother coming after me” Then she hide under the bed to see his reaction After a short while the husband comes home and she could hear him in the kitchen

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Edom Wolde