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So I was sitting on the bus just reading a book when somebody tapped me on the shoulder. I turned around and saw an old lady. She said to me, "Sonny, would you like some nuts? I've got a couple hazelnuts and almonds if you'd like." "Sure.", I replied. She gave me a handful of nuts and went...

THE FARMER AND HIS DAUGHTERS-A SHORT FUNNY STORY -

A teacher asks her class a math question and one of her students gives her the wrong answer. The reason for his answer is priceless... - funny short story

WIFE CAME LATE & FOUND OUT (FUNNY SHORT STORY) -

This Man Lied To His Wife After Coming Home Drunk Her Response Is Priceless funny jokes story lol funny quote funny quotes funny sayings joke humor stories hilarious funny jokes

You should never ignore words of advice from people who are qualified to give it – otherwise things can turn out like in this story. A man on a flight to Chicago suddenly found himself having an urgent need to use the bathroom. He headed over to the men’s room, nervously tapping his foot on...

THE TALENTED SALESMAN- A SHORT FUNNY STORY -

Funny Short Stories! In this stressful and tired life, we people seeking some relaxation and funny things which may help us to relax. We're going to line-up the best 12 funny stories in English...

A little girl asks her mother and father how the human race came to be - her mother's answer is priceless... - latest joke

Mom: Time to wake up and go to school! Son: No, I don’t wanna go to school today! Mom: But you have to go to school. Son: But, I don’t wanna go to school. Mom: Give me three good reasons why you should stay home, and I will give you three reasons why you need to go to school. Son:...