Through twelve years of marriage and three children, I’ve been home with my kids plenty while supporting my wife’s climb up the corporate ladder. I even ironed my pants once and trimmed my own back hair! It’s just there are some things she has always taken care of because, well, I suck at them. Those little things like mornings, evenings, cooking and… what’s that other little thing? Oh, right, our children. So, when mommy leaves town, daddy learns a great deal. A great deal, besides the fact…