Sweary cross stitch patterns

Please be aware that this is a digital PDF Cross Stitch Pattern only, not a finished product. This pattern is an Instant Download and the file will be available via Etsy once payment is confirmed. Due to the electronic nature of the pattern, no refunds can be given after the file has been downloaded. You will need Adobe Reader to view and read the file. It is available for download free of charge at http://get.adobe.com/reader/ This pattern includes the DMC thread information (floss chart)…

Modern sweary embroidery and cross stitch design ideas

Love sarcasm and want to make it pretty and hang it on the wall? These 20 snarky cross stitch patterns will make you laugh and keep your guests guessing!

I finished my Malcolm Tucker/The Thick of It cross stitch! It is now hanging proudly on the wall facing the front door of my apartment. And you can buy the pattern now on Etsy! Technical specs: Pat…

These cross stitch patterns are completely inappropriate (also known as subversive cross stitch.) They have bad words in them and some have mature themes. Please only click through if you are looking for inappropriate cross stitch patterns.

Funny, sarcastic quote decor - Snarky cross stitch pattern PDF for instant download Adulting Fucking bullshit, would not recommend. With lovely and easy flower cross stitch frame ;) Easy cross stitch chart for creating original wall decor or adult gift ♥ Size: 105w X 102h sts, 14 ct, 7 1/2" X 7 1/2" (19w X 19h cm) ♥ full cross, 2 or 3 threads, 5 DMC colors YOUR ORDER INCLUDES 3 PDFs with the high-quality symbol chart (PATTERN KEEPER & Markup R-XP compatibility): Color symbol chart in two…

Subversive cross stitch pattern with Quote xstitch - Be nicer to yourself you dumb bitch - in Floral Wreath, creative and funny xstitch gift, Easy level with Color and symbol PDF pattern. ♥ This pattern is an Digital cross stitch. Instant download after purchase. Stitches: 84 x 110 Fabric: 14 Aida Size: 6.00 x 7.86 inches or 15.24 x 19.96 cm Fabric: 16 Aida Size: 5.25 x 6.88 inches or 13.34 x 17.46 cm DMC Colors: 12 This PDF pattern Includes: - Color and symbol pattern divided into pieces…