What to write about

Every time I want to write a new book, I search the same words on Google "How to start a story". It is almost as if I expect an answer that will shock me, that will change my life. A dark secret that all famous writers know and that maybe, this time, I will be

What do you write about when you have nothing to write about? Well, here's some shit you can use to get out of that silly writer's block phase.