Wife jokes

A wife asks her husband, "Honey, if I died, would you remarry?" "After a considerable period of grieving," he says, "I guess I would. We all need companionship." "If I died and you remarried," the wife asks, "would she live in this house?" "We've spent a lot of money getting this house...

When you’ve had a few glasses too many, your perception of the world will not be quite the same as when you’re sober. If you’re ever feeling a bit too sure of yourself after drinking, just think back on this story! A wife goes out for the night with her girlfriends. Just before she leaves, she...

A woman thinks her husband is cheating on her so she comes up with a plan to catch him. She never expected what happened next... - funny wife joke

A married couple got into an accident and the husband’s face was badly burned. The doctor told him that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks.

Out on the golf course with his wife, the husband says,

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A husband and wife were having dinner at a fine restaurant when an absolutely stunning […]

We know that part of growing up means learning how to be your own person. Unfortunately, society often teaches girls that their gender isn’t as cool as the boys, and that they need to be different from the others to be good enough and not get labelled as “basic”. We’ve put together the worst examples of girls trying so hard to be different, that they forgot just to be themselves.