Roses are red  Violets are blue  Vodka costs less  Than dinner for two

roses-are-red-violets-are-blue-vodka-is-cheaper-than-dinner-for-two me on valentines day

Boys are like bluetooth, girls are like wifi

Too funny and generally true, but some women are like Bluetooth and men like Wi-Fi! There are some very good men out there.

what heyyyy really means

Analyzing a hey text. Heyy (I think I like you). Heyyy (Take the hint dumbass). Heyyyy (Let's fuck). Heyyyyy (I'm drunk).

Using infographics for a proposal

Cutest thing ever! Where do I find a guy like this? lol An adorable infographic proposal // Stacy Green, Will You Marry Me?

Me vs Your Girl friend

My current motivator for weight loss. Reward for when all the pounds are lost? (Double D Ranchwear)

Mermaid Clock: The time takes for a girl to be boneable.

Mermaid Clock: The time takes for a girl to be boneable.

also very true

Funny pictures about Unspoken communication. Oh, and cool pics about Unspoken communication. Also, Unspoken communication photos.

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For Him Deal: $69 Full Service Head Massage Savings: 50% Time Remaining: 6 hours Blow his mind with a once in a lifetime head massage. Using adept hands, lather, and exotic Swedish techniques, arouse your man while also unwinding any deep-seated tensions. Stimulate circulation and relaxation by gently applying rhythmic pressure and utilizing our patented heat treatment. Finish off with a blow dry to leave your man feeling refreshed and ready to take on the world. The Fine Print…

an orgasm is an orgasm

an orgasm is an orgasm

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