My father taught me to be nice first because you can always be mean later. But once you've been mean to someone, they won't believe the nice anymore. So, be nice; be nice until it's time to stop being nice, then destroy them.
Father's Day Card ~I would personally not use a bottle because it will be hard for me to find a perfect shaped rock that will fit. I would probably use a bigger rock, and maybe paint and add googly eyes and tie (Sharpie the tie) Note: This is not my idea