I'm only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand. Although as an author I am responsible for making readers understand--a reader who doesn't understand is an unhappy reader. (And there is some value to leaving some questions unanswered.
"Let's wander where the wifi is weak." Travel/life/crazy/fun/trip/places/world/adventure/explore/wisdom/fulfillment/joy/experience/fly/sky/earth/globe/wild/shake/possibility/nature/wanderlust/wifi/unplug