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a black and white photo with the words i want to open a coffee shop and call it
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Funny Videos, Fuck Quotes, Sarcastic Quotes, Twisted Humor
a poem written in black and white with the words college professor got up and said, if god really exits then let him knock me out of my chair
Being stupid to own the libs, With all I am - A College Professor got up and said, " If GOD really exists then let him knock me out of my Happened! the class was quiet. He said, now will give it 2 more minutes. A Marine Vet stood up, punched him in the face knocking him out and off his chair, then sat back down. As the Professor came to he looked at his student and said, WHY DID YOU DO THAT? The Marine said, GOD was busy protecting my buddies still fighting for your right to say and do stupid stuff like this so.He sent me! LOVE THIS!!! - America’s best pics and videos
the text is written in black and white, which reads for sale my white bridge card over 50 years old but in mint condition
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Eminem Calls Donald Trump A "Bitch" On New LETS theladbible.com Pretty sure Eminem has called half the population of planet earth a bitch at some point - iFunny
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Eminem's Top 10 Pieces Of Advice For Kids
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a quote from turkish prove about moving into a place, he doesn't become a king the palace becomes a circus
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the golden girls are talking to each other about what they're doing in their lives
“Millennial Mom” Gets Honest About What Parenting Is Like, Here Are 50 Of Her Best Posts (New Posts)
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an old street that has been paved with cobblestones and the words built by the romans 4800 years ago built by my city 2 weeks ago
22 Dank Memes We Rediscovered at a Garage Sale Years Later
a piece of paper with the words we had a really mean mom written on it
We had a really 'mean' mom While other kids ate candy for breakfast, we had to have cereal, eggs and toast. When others had a Pepsi and a Twinkie for lunch, we had to eat sand- wiches. And you can guess our mother fixed us a dinner that was different from what other kids had, too. Mother insisted on knowing where we were at all times. You'd think we were convicts in a prison. She had to know who our friends were, and what we were doing with them. She insisted that if we said we would be gone for an hour, we would be gone for an hour or less. We were ashamed to admit, but she had the nerve to break the Child Labor Laws by making us work. We had to wash the dishes, make the beds, learn to cook, vacuum the floor, do laundry, and all sorts of cruel jobs. I think she would lie awake at night thinking of more things for us to do. She always insisted on us telling the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. by the time we were teenagers, she could read our minds. Then, life was really tough. Mother wouldn't let our friends just honk the horn when they drove up. They had to come up to the door so she could met them. While everyone else could date when they were 12 or 13, we had to wait until we were 16. Because of our mother we missed out on lots of things other kids experi- enced. None of us have ever been caught shoplifting, vandalizing other's property, or ever arrested for any crime. It was all her fault. Now that we have left home, we are all God-fearing, educated, honest adults. We are doing our I to be mean snts just like Mom was, I think that's what's wrong I the world just doesn't have enough mean moms anymore, Mike Doyle - iFunny
We had a really 'mean' mom While other kids ate candy for breakfast, we had to have cereal, eggs and toast. When others had a Pepsi and a Twinkie for lunch, we had to eat sand- wiches. And you can guess our mother fixed us a dinner that was different from what other kids had, too. Mother insisted on knowing where we were at all times. You'd think we were convicts in a prison. She had to know who our friends were, and what we were doing with them. She insisted that if we said we would be gone ...
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Wife Did I Get Fat During Quarantine? Husband You Weren'T Really Skinny To Begin With! Time Of Death Pm Cause Covid
a quote that says, be defensive right or wrong make a decision the road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn't make a decision
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a sign that says i did not survive drinking everclear as a teenager to get taken out by a nurse named after a beer
a quote that says i don't remember what i wanted to be when i grew up, but i'm sure it was a debt riddlen't
the words in this poem are written to describe what is happening and how does it happen?
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What would I Tell my Younger self?
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an orange and black poster with the words insuls and comebacks to respond people who talk
Be wise against all the stupid people around us... - Savage
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a sign with the words single black female in blue and yellow markered on it
Reminder that most men aren't looking for an equal partner, but rather someone to feed their ego... Always check if his "dream woman" description matches a dog! 😂
a poem that reads roses are red violets are blue if you don't shut up
a black and white photo with the words not to brag or anything but i can forget what i'm doing while i'm doing it
NDT T0 BRAG [IR ANYTHING BUT I CAN FDRGET WHAT I'M DOING WHILE I’M IlllING IT. - iFunny
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a quote that reads, when i said i was normal i might have exegeted slightly
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an advertisement with the words, childhood injuries fell off my bike fell out of a tree twisted in my ankle
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a quote that says, be defensive right or wrong make a decision the road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn't make a decision
Time to Laugh
someone needs a friend they probably shouldn't be allowed to sit next to a serious function
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a quote that reads, i'm at that age where my mind still thinks im 29
Son and heir of nothing in particular.
i just fired my self from cleaning my house, i don't like my attitude & i got caught drinking on the job
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