Medical students are taught - "When you hear the sound of hooves, think horses, not zebras." 'Horses' are common ailments, 'zebras' are rare diseases. is a zebra. The problem is that doctors have forgotten that zebras DO exist.
Wallpaper graphic pattern that looks nice from any angle. Avoid a curved tabletop to ease the trimming. Paint the table a coordinating color; Cut the paper to size and lay on top. Finish with a custom-cut glass top to protect the paper.