Monique Oldenbeuving

Monique Oldenbeuving

Monique Oldenbeuving
Meer ideeën van Monique
I wish Facebook had privacy settings for people's thoughts.

I wish Facebook had privacy settings for people's thoughts.

I wish I was as skinny as I was back when I thought I was fat.

I wish I was as skinny as I was back when I thought I was fat.

I may not have found the right person yet but I'm having a pretty good time with the wrong ones.

I may not have found the right person yet but I'm having a pretty good time with the wrong ones.

If you were Jesus, today would be Christmas.

If you were Jesus, today would be Christmas.

Have a joyous time celebrating the day your face rubbed your mother's vagina.

Have a joyous time celebrating the day your face rubbed your mother's vagina.

I work well with others when they leave me the fuck alone.

I work well with others when they leave me the fuck alone.

Love is not having to hold your farts in anymore.

Love is not having to hold your farts in anymore.

I would consider selling my body if it was by the pound.

I would consider selling my body if it was by the pound.

Taping your balls between your legs does not count as a Halloween costume.

Taping your balls between your legs does not count as a Halloween costume.

For Halloween you should go as the person you claim to be on Facebook.

For Halloween you should go as the person you claim to be on Facebook.