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Every guy thinks that every girls' dream is to find the perfect guy... Please, every girls' dream is to eat without getting fat.

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Every guy thinks that every girls' dream is to find the perfect guy. Please, every girls' dream is to eat without getting fat. But a perfect guy instead wouldn't that bad if he'd accept the fact that I could get fat.

Wino

If you have to ask if it's too early to drink wine.you're an amateur and we can't be friends.neva eva too early

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Hello darkness my old friend. (#coffee) #monday #pickmeup

Simon & Garfunkel song /lyrics is actually about black coffee: "Hello Darkness my old Friend, I've come to talk to you again.

Spreuken.

Monday blues — everything was all better yesterday. For example, the weekend.

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