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Living your 20's instead of becoming a housewife/mother that has a midlife crisis at 40....

Funny Confession Ecard: There's actually a special place in Hell reserved for me and my friends. It's called bitches who know how to have a damn good time.

I just want to lose weight... too-funny-not-to-share ab-excercise

I just want to lose weight while staying in bed, watching TV, and eating Girl Scout Thin Mints.

If you wonder why your wife had no energy to make you the top priority lets think about this:  1) still recovering from a C-section and hormonal changes with giving birth, 2) pumping and nursing, 3) taking care of a precocious 3 year old, 4) working a full time job, 5) taking care of everything in the house, 6) feeling sorry for you for all the long hours you were supposedly working while finding time for your affair, so she let you sleep and she got up with the kids...huh?!

Funny Family Ecard: 'Honey, Let me take care of the baby tonight. You go back to bed.' Said no husband ever! So true!

Sorry.  I'm busy creating perfect scenarios in my mind that will never come true.

Sorry, I'm busy

haha this is funny. when school ends things will be better. when i move out things will get better. with my new job things will be better. we can dream right?

Funny Confession Ecard: I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

I would love naptime for adults. Kind of like kindergarten, when you'd get your milk and a snack, then lie down on the floor with your mat and take a nap.

"When life gives you lemons..."

When life gives you lemons

It's all their fault - Imgur

My heart grows fonder

Funny Breakup Ecard: Your absence has only made my heart grow fonder of all the free time I have due to your absence.

I always hated it when people said that when I had my first one. I honestly don't enjoy cleaning over sleeping...

"Make sure you sleep when baby sleeps." Great advice, should I clean when baby cleans and cook when baby cooks too? -------- some ecards. new mom. no shit sherlock. let me find the time.

E-cards - Always get it exactly right! This could be the story of my life..

I know for a fact I've said this to you, Katie. But that you totally got it only made us better friends. Haha I didn't write this caption but it might be true.