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Congratulation on making a human with your genitals  Greeting Card baby congratulatons

Card for new parents. When are my friends going to start having kids so I can make this hilarious card card

Application to date my daughter(s)

Application for Permission to Date My Daughter. Dads have taken this whole "Dating my daughter" thing to far

i think this would be the best thing ever...XD

Your mission…

Oh heck no. I'd pick a FRIEND to do this to and then find three people who are strangers to them. It would be awesome to do this during an outing (mall, theme park) so when they say "Did you hear that?

I actually have this diagnosis of misophonia along with hypercusis (I guess it is a co morbid of my Asperger's). It is real. You have no idea how awful it is dealing with people who stim by clicking pens or popping gum. It's like a gun going off near my head. I have to leave my office when the cleaning people begin to vacuum because the sound causes me to vibrate-it's unsettling. I am shocked I haven't punched someone in the face by now.

random fact: getting angry at people when we listen to them breathing or eating is called Misophonia, which is an actual brain disorder.

I'd be such an awesome mega rich person, I just know it! haha

How To Play Slots

Dear Lord, all I ask is a chance to prove that winning the lottery won't make me a bad person. I've been making that deal for years.

Lesson learned | Barack Obama's Dead Fly

the 50 dollar lesson. That's hilarious and awesome! Im not a Republican but this is funny

LOL

At an Irish wedding reception some yelled. "Would all the married men, please stand next to the one person who has mede your life worth living." The bartender was almost crushed to death.

Riddle

The last one is ground beef or as an anti joke still a cow, the species doesn't change if it loses a limb

IN a science classroom, on the board on February 14

Awww cute nerd pick up lines! You gotta love how adorable and totally nerdy they are :D Clear cognitive understanding

Sounds prehistoric

Fact: In the future I will tell my grandsons that I am older than the internet, and blow their minds forever. So true!

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The muffin man.Yes I know the muffin man, who lives on Dury Lane? Well she's married to the muffin man! The Muffin Man? THE MUFFIN MAN!

Crazy E-cards for Adults | Dryer Lint - Funny Pictures, Funny jokes and so much more | Jokideo ...

Dryer lint: Cremated remains of missing socks. So true. More here: 20 Hilarious Funeral Humor Memes // Funny

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Are Computers Male Or Female? These Students Have The Answer.