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BS Meter - I don't have a short temper. I just have a quick reaction to bullshit.

Love this

Women Are Angels. And When Someone Breaks Our Wings, We Simply Continue To Fly On A Broomstick We’re Flexible Like That ~ Clever Quotes

 And THIS is why I've been practicing! Hahahah yeah no it isn't xD

"One minute of kissing burns 26 calories. No wonder those sluts are so damn skinny." ~Unknown Oh wait, guess I fit in this category;

Hahaha! Nice one Teddy

Nice one Teddy

All the time >u<

My life! I don't mean to interrupt people. I just randomly remember things and get really excited!

Uhhh... Yep and then you waste time on Facebook and now on this crazy time-wasting site !!!

This is me at the moment.feel paralyzed by the to-do lists facing me at home and work.

Truth be said!

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If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. so true!


I can relate: Dear life, when I asked if my day could get worse, it was a rhetorical question not a challenge.


Thought Provoking Thoughts That Will Blown Your Mind

Haha!  So funny!!  Remember when you were little and all you wanted to do was grow up..?

Lol I feel like this a lot. Being an adult is the dumbest thing I've ever done.

This should be my motto....

Will definitely teach my daughter this someday later in life because right now in need books and boys bring babies

Hahahaha!!!! So. True.

Funny Confession Ecard: The Inner Monologue of a Pinner: 'I want to sew!' A typical pinning kind of day.