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I dont get why ppl dont eat the crust. particularly when its a well made, newly baked pizza, its the best part

"Billy where is your homework?" "i'm sorry Ms. Klein my dog - *sees dog in the window make a throat cutting motion* - gone cat ate it"

"Billy where is your homework? Klein my dog - *sees dog in the window make a throat cutting motion* - gone cat ate it"

Me.My Life.Same.Bless This Post. Bless Whoever Created This Post. Thank You For This. Bless You. Amen.

It's so true! Or sometimes dressing up is easier than dressing down at a given time so I end up looking nice when I really don't care.<<< And you don't have to wear pants like it's easier to take a shit

I HATE that! Its so......undermining I guess. I dont know! Call me darling, sweetheart, or love! Or some cute personal pet name! Not that cheep, cheesy crap!

Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya Della rosa Ramirez is literally my nickname for a friend of mine no joke.

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