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OK, shopping with Vinny may not be quite this bad, but it is reason enough to settle for cereal for supper tonight rather than brave the aisles of the grocery store!

Funny Confession Ecard: Shopping with Kids is like trying to concentrate on 150 things at once while someone repeatedly beats you over the head with a plank of wood.

Funny Family Ecard: I may look quiet and reserved, but if you mess with my kids, I will show you 7 different kinds of crazy.... True Story....

So True! Funny Family Ecard: I may look quiet and reserved, but if you mess with my kids, I will show you 7 different kinds of crazy.

I want to have this kind of love.

"My wife Mary & I have been married for 47 years and not once have considered divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never" Jack Benny :)

Mom's get this. ;)

“I may seem quiet and reserved, but if you mess with my children…

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Silence is golden! Unless you have a toddler, then silence is very, very suspicious. Laughing Through Motherhood - mom quotes - funny mom quotes - best of moms - humor - meadoria

❤Yep!! You got that right!!!!

Mother quotes best collection to show your love for your mother. We have inspirational, motivational and wise quotes about mothers, daughter, son and mom quotes

did your mom every say these things to you? I remember some of these and some came from dad...but it's funny!

Haha, I remember some of these from when I was a kid :) Love you mom! Haha, I remember some of these from when I was a kid :) Love you mom! Haha, I remember some of these from when I was a kid :) Love you mom!

Just when I think that my daughter inherited nothing from me, she trips over her own feet and slams into a wall. Then I say to myself, 'Oh, there I am!'

Oh my I so hope mine and Leon's little girl will never inherit these genes. Then on second thought it will be super fun to see it happen to someone else for once in my life lol ;

The joy of laundry

Funny Family Ecard: Folding Laundry with a Toddler is like trying to straighten a desk full of papers while a fan blows on it. So true

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Oh yea! Copy and paste this for your records bitch. Pray that you don't ever see me out. I will be loud! For ellie Stayton may you feel the wrath of karma you lying ass bitch!

I've lost my mind and I'm pretty sure the kids took it.

"I've lost my mind and I'm pretty sure the kids took it." - YOUR ECARDS - funny